Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Rug
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Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom Rug - A Bold Statement for Bold Spaces
Step into a room that's as audacious as you are with our "Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom" Rug. This rug isn't just a floor covering; it's a conversation starter, a mood-setter, and a rule-breaker all rolled into one.

Features:
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Bold Design: With its cheeky message, this rug is sure to catch eyes and stir up conversations. Perfect for those who love to make a statement.
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Superior Comfort: Crafted from soft material that's gentle on your feet, providing a plush surface to step on after a long day.
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Anti-Slip: Equipped with an anti-slip bottom to ensure the rug stays in place, no matter how wild things get.
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Water Absorbent: The rug's material is designed to absorb water quickly, making it ideal for bathroom use.
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Easy Maintenance: Machine washable for your convenience, this rug is as easy to clean as it is to enjoy.
Specifications:
- Material: Soft, Water-Absorbent Fabric
- Features: Anti-Slip, Machine Washable
With the "Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom" Rug, you're not just decorating a room; you're defining an attitude. Perfect for those who love to live on the edge but also appreciate the finer things in life. Make your space as unique as you are.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
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