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Rather marvellous bath noodles that happen to be entirely natural, completely vegan, and wrapped in packaging that biodegrades without making anyone feel guilty. Three rather splendid aromatic blends to transform your daily ablutions from mundane to genuinely glorious.
Imagine turning bathtime into something approaching culinary theatre. Our bath noodles do precisely that, though we should confess they taste absolutely dreadful if you're foolish enough to try them.
Why Choose Our Bath Noodles?
Singapore Spice with tea tree and turmeric: Fortifies skin with warming, clarifying botanicals that feel rather good indeed. Tangy Thai combining lemongrass and hemp: Invigorating and utterly fetching, with that fresh kick your morning shower desperately needs. Vietnamese Fresh pairing peppermint and poppyseed: Cool, refreshing, and properly handsome for those who prefer their skincare without fuss.
Natural Exfoliation: Each blend contains a gentle natural exfoliant to smooth and refine your skin without the plastic microbeads nonsense. Moisture and Cleanse: Packed with natural oils that actually do something rather than merely pretending to care about your complexion. Plastic Free and Sustainable: Biodegradable packaging because the planet deserves better than our packaging choices of the 1990s. Vegan Throughout: Nothing animal derived, nothing dubious, simply clever botanicals doing what they do best.
Product Details:
Content: Approximately 95 grams per box. Application: Simply pinch a small amount and massage into wet skin during shower or bath. Perfect for gifting to anyone who appreciates natural skincare that doesn't take itself frightfully seriously.
These rather fabulous noodles have developed quite the following among people who care about what they put on their skin and what they put in their bins. Do consider grabbing them before word spreads further.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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