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When Your Golf Game Goes Up in Flames, At Least Your Marker Can Laugh About It
Look, we all know golf is rather hard. Those moments when everything falls spectacularly apart on the fairway are practically guaranteed. That's precisely why we designed this marvellous ball marker: a fiery little reminder that catastrophe and comedy are rather close cousins, and that keeping your sense of humour might just be the best strategy in your golf bag.
Why Choose Our Golf Ball Marker
Splendid Design: A gorgeously crafted marker that transforms those meltdown moments into something you can actually smile about.
Proper Conversation Starter: Fellow golfers will absolutely get it. Nothing quite bonds people like shared suffering on the course.
Beautifully Made: Handcrafted in the UK with the sort of attention to detail that makes it rather a showstopper in your pocket.
The Perfect Companion: Fits snugly into your golf bag and works rather well on the green, despite its chaotic aesthetic.
Product Details
Material: Durable construction built to withstand the rigours of club and course.
Craftsmanship: Meticulously designed and produced right here in the UK.
Size: Standard golf ball marker dimensions, utterly fetching and properly functional.
This is the marker for anyone who understands that golf is meant to be enjoyed, even when things go spectacularly wrong. Get yours before the next round, because these rather good markers seem to find their way into the hands of people who genuinely appreciate them.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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