
Tall Faux Woodland Branch with Natural Finish
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A Forest Vibe Without the Bramble Fuss
If you dream of woodland wonder but lack the patience for muddy boots and the unpredictable habits of woodland creatures, allow this tall faux branch to step in gracefully. With its convincingly natural finish and a whisper of mossy greens and soft white speckles, it's a gloriously subtle nod to nature-without the need to apologise to your vacuum cleaner afterwards. Ideal for adding just the right amount of 'I collect twigs now' energy to your decor.
Why Choose Our Tall Faux Woodland Branch?
- Splendidly Realistic Texture: Carefully crafted to mimic the organic imperfections of the real thing, without the sap or allergic consequences
- Effortless Styling: Use one for minimalist poise or gather multiple for a fabulously overgrown aesthetic
- Delightfully Versatile: Looks marvellous tucked in a ceramic vase, resting in a hallway nook, or pretending to be part of a curated gallery wall
- Utterly Maintenance-Free: Stays beautifully upright and leafy without so much as a whisper of water or light
Product Details:
- Height: 93 cm - tall enough to be noticed, short enough to avoid ceiling-based altercations
- Spread: Approximately 45 cm for a touch of unapologetic fullness
- Material: Durable plastic with a convincingly botanical grumpiness
- Stylist Approved: Enhances ceramic, stoneware, and all interiors vaguely described as ‘Scandi-but-cosy’
Add a quietly stunning dose of nature to your space today - they’re increasingly spotted in the kinds of homes that feature in lifestyle magazines (or at least impressive dinner parties)
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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