Delightfully Stylish Sweatshirt for the Mildly Sarcastic

Let’s be honest. Sometimes it's not you, it really is them — and now you can wear that truth with gloriously soft flair. This fabulously made unisex sweatshirt combines comfort and cleverness in one properly fetching little number.

Why Choose Our Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt?

Sustainably Printed Design: Show off your dry wit with eco-conscious confidence, thanks to water-based ink printing that’s as gentle on the environment as your breakup was not.
Unisex Fit: Delightfully wearable by all, regardless of department at work or penchant for oat milk lattes.
Midweight Feel: Weighs in at 280 g per metre squared, which doesn’t mean much unless you enjoy being snug without resembling a marshmallow.
Exclusively Illustrated: Features original artwork that’s equal parts whimsical and well-observed — much like yourself on a good day.

Product Details:

Material: 80 percent cotton, 20 percent polyester for a soft yet impressively resilient finish.
Care: Machine wash gently at 30°C inside out, avoid tumble dryers (they're rather temperamental), and iron inside out for best results.
Artist: Designed by a splendidly talented illustrator from Estonia, who would blush if we revealed quite how marvellous she is.

Whether you're heading out or lounging in, this sweatshirt offers a touch of clever charm you didn’t know you needed. Snap yours up now before someone else wears your personality better than you do.

color black White

size L M S XL XS

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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We are Sostter

We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
We curate independent brands, one-of-a-kind finds, and everyday essentials with character.

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