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The Conditioner Your Beard Has Been Rather Patiently Waiting For
Right then, let's be honest: a beard left to its own devices is rather like leaving a houseplant in the care of a distracted teenager. It'll survive, sure, but it won't exactly thrive. Our Beard Conditioner is the gentle intervention your facial hair desperately needs, packed with natural oils and ingredients that actually know what they're doing. Think of it as a spa day for your face, minus the cucumber water and awkward silence.
Why Choose Our Beard Conditioner
Hydration That Actually Works: Jojoba, avocado, and apricot kernel oils combine to lock in moisture and restore your beard's natural lustre. No more itchiness, flaking, or that dreadfully tight skin feeling underneath.
The Skin Beneath Gets Love Too: We rather cleverly formulated this to nourish not just your facial hair, but the sensitive skin underneath. Vitamin E and natural antioxidants work together to repair and protect your skin's lipid barrier, tackling beard itch and dandruff at their source.
Tangle Free and Beautifully Groomed: Longer beard? This conditioner transforms combing from an ordeal into something almost pleasant. Apply, let it rest for thirty seconds or more, then rinse. Adjust the amount depending on how magnificently unruly your mane has become.
Fragrance Tailored to Your Personality: Citrus Tonic brings lemon, cedarwood, and invigorating essential oils for that fresh, energetic vibe. Woodland Harmony blends cedar and sandalwood for something altogether warmer and more intricate, like a rather lovely stroll through a forest you've probably never actually been to.
Product Details
Size Options: Choose 250 ml for fuller, longer beards requiring proper maintenance, or 100 ml for shorter scruff or travel use.
Fragrances Available: Both Woodland Harmony and Citrus Tonic options, because one size certainly doesn't fit all.
Natural Ingredients: All vegan formulation tested and optimised for beard health. Water, plant based glycerin, jojoba seed oil, avocado oil, apricot kernel oil, argan oil, coconut oil, and natural fragrance.
How to Use: Apply to damp beard after shampooing, work through thoroughly, let sit briefly, then rinse with care.
Join the rather sensible gentlemen who've already discovered that proper beard care isn't vanity, it's maintenance. Your beard, and the skin beneath, will thank you.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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