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Old As Fuck Birthday Candle for Her

Old As Fuck Birthday Candle for Her

€15,95 EUR
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The Birthday Gift That Tells It Like It Is

Right, look. We're all getting older, and frankly, pretending otherwise is rather exhausting. This splendid hand-poured candle celebrates that glorious milestone with a refreshingly honest message in our signature red lettering on a blush label. Your bestie will absolutely appreciate the fact that you're willing to be genuinely truthful on her special day.

Why Choose Our Birthday Candle

Beautifully Crafted with Care: Each glass vessel is hand-poured in our workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, made to order specifically for you.

Your Scent, Your Way: Choose from four utterly fetching fragrances that actually smell rather marvellous, each one carefully selected to transform your space into something quite lovely.

Responsibly Made: Packaged entirely in recyclable materials because we believe gorgeous gifts shouldn't come at the planet's expense.

Product Details

Container Options: 20cl (190g) or 30cl (250g), available in soft pink or crystal clear glass.

Fragrance Selection:

Secret Beach Club carries coconut, pineapple and peach for those dreaming of tropical escape. Pink Blossom combines amber and vanilla with peach and jasmine for a serene, rather joyful mood. Chilled Vibes balances fresh citrus with eucalyptus on a calming floral base, perfect for spa-like relaxation. Midnight Queen is an indulgent, alluring blend of jasmine and oud with exotic spices on a woody base.

What's Included: Hand-poured soy wax candle in your chosen size and scent, beautifully presented in 100 percent recyclable packaging.

Order now and give a gift that's properly honest, fabulously made, and utterly unforgettable. These are created to order, so secure yours before the occasion passes you by.

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RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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