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The Rather Marvellous Birthday Gift for Anyone with a Sense of Humour
Look, we won't pretend this candle is subtle. It's not. It's rather gloriously direct, with our signature bold red lettering declaring 'Birthday Wanker' across a pale pink label, which rather does the job of announcing exactly what sort of friend you are.
Why Choose Our Funny Birthday Candle?
Hand Poured Soy Wax: Each candle is filled with natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, crafted in our Manchester workshop. Proper job, that.
Customisable Scent: Before we beautifully package your order by hand, you get to choose the fragrance. Rather clever, really.
Utterly Fetching Presentation: Arrives in 100 percent recyclable packaging, so you can feel rather good about yourself as well as amuse someone else.
The Sort of Gift People Actually Remember: Not another generic mug or forgotten trinket. This is the candle that sits on their shelf and makes visitors smile.
Product Details
Candle Type: Hand poured soy wax with premium fragrance oil
Label Design: Bold red typography on pale pink
Customisation: Your choice of scent
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable
Crafted: Made to order in our Manchester workshop
Perfect for the person who appreciates a bit of cheek with their birthday wishes. Rather good indeed.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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