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A Rather Splendid Candle for Friends Who Appreciate Brutal Honesty
Ah, the eternal struggle. You've searched high and low for a gift that actually says what needs saying, and here it is, mercifully on fire. This is the candle for your mate who's had quite enough of pretending to be thrilled about scented home goods. The label reads, 'My last Fuck. Oh look, it's on fire.' in bold red lettering on pale pink, which is either the height of sophistication or complete nonsense, and honestly, we're not entirely sure which.
Why Choose Our Friendship Candle
Properly Handsome Design: The sort of candle that looks rather good on a shelf, even when you're not actively burning through your tolerance for certain people.
Natural Soy Wax and Premium Fragrance: Each candle is hand poured with care using quality materials, because cheap candles are rather like cheap friends. We've chosen a blend that won't make your home smell like a petrol station.
Choose Your Own Scent: Before we lovingly pour this marvellous creation, you get to select the fragrance. Lavender for calm reflection, citrus for spite, vanilla for sweetness. It's entirely up to you.
Utterly Fetching Packaging: Everything arrives beautifully wrapped in 100 percent recyclable packaging, because the planet deserves better and so do you.
Product Details
Made to Order: Your candle is hand poured in our Manchester workshop specifically for you, not gathering dust in some warehouse.
Natural Soy Wax: Burns cleaner and longer than you'd expect, rather like a friendship that actually works.
Premium Fragrance Oil: Properly blended for decent scent throw throughout the room.
100 Percent Recyclable Packaging: Because gifts that help destroy the planet are universally dreadful.
Rather a showstopper for birthdays, leaving dos, or that moment when you finally need to tell your best mate exactly what you think. Order yours before all the sensible people realise what they're missing.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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