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Rather Good Socks Hidden Inside Proper Christmas Crackers
Look, we admit it. Most Christmas crackers are a bit rubbish. Plastic crowns that don't fit, jokes that shouldn't be repeated in polite company, and gifts that end up in a drawer by Boxing Day. These ones are different, though we're almost embarrassed to say so. Inside each cracker sits a genuinely rather splendid pair of socks. The sort you'll actually want to wear.
Why Choose Our Christmas Cracker Socks
Socks You'll Actually Enjoy Wearing: Crafted from superior organic combed cotton using a 200 needle count knitting process. They feel as good as they look, which is to say, marvellous.
The Full Cracker Experience: Each one arrives with a proper joke (results may vary), a fetching festive hat, and our rather charming signature monthly card. It's the whole package, quite literally.
Designs for Every Taste: Christmas themed or refreshingly non-seasonal, so they won't look out of place come February. Choose between men's sizing (UK 7 to 11) or ladies fit (UK 3 to 8).
Six Pack Means Six Chances to Impress: Perfect for spreading a bit of joy around the table, tucking into stockings, or admitting defeat and keeping them all for yourself. We won't judge.
Product Details
Materials: Superior organic combed cotton construction, beautifully crafted with precision knitting.
Sizing Options: Men's UK 7 to 11 or Ladies UK 3 to 8.
Pack Contents: Six crackers, each containing one pair of socks, plus hat, joke, and signature card per cracker.
Style Range: Mix of festive and everyday designs to suit everyone on your gift list.
These won't linger on shelves. Grab yours before Christmas rather creeps up on you, as it always does.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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