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Biggest Fan – Funny Watermelon Birthday Card
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This kawaii birthday card brings the hype — and it's shaped like fruit! Happy birthday from your biggest fan with maximum adorable charm! (◕‿◕)🍉
Featuring a watermelon wedge in full cheerleader mode (complete with pom-poms, skirt, and adorable legs), this delightful friend proudly shouts: "Happy birthday from your biggest fan" with kawaii fruity enthusiasm! Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who deserves a standing ovation on their special day with adorable cuteness. It's silly, sweet, and guaranteed to get a kawaii giggle! ✨
🍉 Why it's watermelon-kawaii:
- Adorable kawaii watermelon cheerleader with pom-pom charm
- Perfect for birthdays with kawaii fruity appreciation
- Sweet silly personality with standing ovation cuteness
- Hand-designed with cheerleader love and kawaii precision
🎉 Perfect for kawaii fruity birthdays:
- Friends and family with kawaii watermelon appreciation
- Special days that deserve kawaii standing ovations
- Summer birthdays with kawaii fruity support
- Pun lovers who appreciate kawaii cheerleader magic
📏 Card details:
- A6 size (105 x 148mm) for perfect kawaii portability
- Printed on 350gsm smooth silk card for kawaii quality
- Blank inside — add your own kawaii cheering section
- Includes kraft envelope — no seeds included, just cuteness!
- Designed and printed with watermelon love in the UK
Great for kawaii summer birthdays, pun lovers, and people who appreciate a fruity kind of support with maximum adorable cheerleader magic! 🍉✨💕
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