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For those of us who've made the rather splendid decision to share our lives with a Dachshund, we understand the assignment: you are now owned by a tiny, impossibly stubborn creature with all the attitude of a much larger dog. This tee celebrates that glorious, mischievous energy with rather good humour and even better style.
Why Choose Our Dachshund T-Shirt
Soft, Breathable Fabric: Woven from certified organic cotton at a proper 155g weight, it's utterly fetching whether you're trudging through endless dog walks or collapsing on the sofa under your Doxie's watchful, judgemental gaze.
Sustainably Crafted: Made in a renewable energy powered factory using low waste printing technology. No animals were tested, and no animal-derived products lurk within. Because your tiny dictator deserves a greener planet.
Original, High Quality Print: Beautifully rendered to let your Dachshund's personality shine through, because a mischievous hot dog's sass absolutely demands to be seen.
Product Details
Fabric: Certified organic cotton, 155g per square metre, GM free
Care: Wash cool water, hang dry to maintain that fabulous finish
Manufacturing: Audited factory powered by renewable energy, meeting extensive social and sustainability criteria
Sizing: Measure your chest just below your armpits, your waist where your trousers button, and your natural height. If you're caught between sizes, the larger one is rather the sensible choice.
Whether you're chasing after your runaway sausage or simply existing as a devoted Dachshund enthusiast, this is the uniform you didn't know you desperately needed. Do note: wearing this may cause uncontrollable hot dog cravings, though we can hardly be held responsible for that particular side effect.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
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Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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