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Dachshund Chef Kitchen Apron Cheese Tax Enforcer

Dachshund Chef Kitchen Apron Cheese Tax Enforcer

$30.00 USD
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The Kitchen Apron Your Dachshund Didn't Know They Needed (But Absolutely Do)

Let's be honest, if you own a sausage dog, you've already surrendered the cheese board. This rather splendid apron simply formalises what your long-bodied companion has known all along: they are the rightful inspector of all dairy products. Cooking without their watchful supervision? Absolutely not. Those pleading eyes and that relentless appetite demand nothing less than your full transparency regarding cheese distribution.

Why Choose Our Dachshund Chef Apron

Keeps You Clean While Under Constant Surveillance: A beautifully crafted 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill blend that handles splashes, spills, and the occasional cheese-induced chaos with the grace of someone who's practised looking slightly flustered.

Adjustable Comfort: The self fabric neck tie features a sliding, adjustable buckle because one size rarely fits the rather diverse collection of humans who own these marvelous little hounds.

Ethically Made: WRAP Certified Production means you can feel marvellous about where this apron came from.

Built to Last: Properly durable construction withstands industrial laundry at 85 degrees Celsius or domestic washing at 60 degrees Celsius. It's rather good at surviving both scenarios.

Product Details

Material Composition: 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill, weighing 190 grams per square metre across all colours.

Care Instructions: Industrial machine wash at 85 degrees Celsius or domestic wash at 60 degrees Celsius for lasting quality.

Certification: WRAP Certified Production for ethically made confidence.

Whether you're genuinely concerned about cheese theft or simply want to celebrate the glorious absurdity of dachshund ownership, this apron speaks your language. Fair warning, however: others will covet it. Rather rather good ones do tend to attract admirers.

Colour of Dachshund
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