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Your Sofa Deserves a Sausage Dog Takeover
Right, let's be honest: your dachshund has already claimed ownership of the best seat in the house. They've given you that look—you know the one—that says your lap is merely a warm storage unit for their bottom. This rather fabulous cushion cover celebrates that glorious truth with the wit and warmth only a sausage dog can muster. It's the perfect way to acknowledge that yes, your home is now run by a small, furry dictator with four legs and boundless attitude.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Cushion Cover
- Captures True Sausage Dog Spirit: Celebrates every stolen seat, side-eye glance, and zooming-around-the-house moment that makes dachshund ownership utterly fetching.
- Beautifully Crafted British Quality: Sewn and printed right here in the UK with proper attention to detail.
- Heavy Canvas Durability: Won't let you down, unlike your dog when it comes to sharing furniture.
- Lovely Neutral Tone: Off-white colour that works splendidly with any interior, whether your home is ruled by one dachshund or several.
- Discrete Concealed Zip: Self-coloured zip sits neatly hidden, keeping the look clean and rather sophisticated.
Product Details
- Material Specification: Heavy canvas feel with off-white tone, 305 gsm weight for proper substance and longevity.
- Construction: Sewn and printed in the United Kingdom.
- Fastening: Self-coloured concealed zip for a polished finish.
This is the sort of cushion cover that dog lovers immediately recognise as utterly essential. It's marvellous for brightening up your sofa while celebrating the chaos, charm, and complete domination only a dachshund can deliver. Bring home a piece of that hot dog energy today.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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