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Your Dachshund's Brutally Honest Dining Companion
Look, we've all been there. You place down what you consider to be a rather generous portion of kibble, and your beloved dachshund looks at you as though you've committed some sort of culinary crime. This wonderfully sassy pet bowl mat captures that exact moment of disappointed betrayal with the immortal words: Is that all? You must be joking.
Why Choose Our Pet Bowl Mat?
Hilarious Daily Reminder: Features your dachshund in full side-eye mode, perfectly expressing the existential outrage they feel toward portion control. Rather therapeutic for the guilt-stricken dog parent.
Floor Protection That Actually Works: Stops spills, splashes, and the general chaos of mealtime from ruining your lovely floors. Because accidents happen, and they happen frequently when there's a hot dog with opinions in the house.
Dachshund Specific Design: This isn't some generic pet mat. It speaks directly to anyone who's ever owned a sausage dog and their bewildering ability to make you feel inadequate at feeding time.
Proper Quality Construction: Durable, easy to clean, and genuinely fabulously made to withstand daily use and the occasional dramatic protest.
Product Details
Material: Premium non-slip base with splendid printed top surface
Size: Generously proportioned to accommodate bowl, spills, and your dachshund's expanding sense of entitlement
Easy Care: Simply wipe clean or pop in the wash
What You Get: One rather good conversation starter and one genuinely useful floor protector
Fair warning: this mat will not actually stop the begging. Nothing will. Your dachshund will continue to gaze up at you with the sort of wounded expression normally reserved for Shakespearean tragedy. But at least your floors will remain pristine while your heart breaks repeatedly. Order yours today and join the fellowship of dachshund parents who've learned to embrace the drama.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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