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The T-Shirt for People Who've Made Peace with Tiny Tyranny
Look, if you've ever owned a dachshund, you know exactly what we mean. Those stubby little legs, that absurdly long body, and that expression of permanent disappointment in your life choices. This rather marvellous tee is essentially a badge of honour for anyone brave enough to share their sofa with a sausage-shaped dictator.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Tee
Splendidly Soft Fabric: Breathable, utterly comfortable cotton that won't betray you during long dog walks or extended nap sessions on the couch. Because let's face it, if your dachshund is sleeping, so are you.
Gorgeously Made with Purpose: Certified organic cotton, sustainably produced in a renewable energy factory. The planet deserves better than fast fashion, and your tiny hot dog deserves a cleaner world to judge you from.
High Quality Print That Actually Lasts: Our low waste printing technology means the design stays vibrant wash after wash, because this tee deserves to have a long and rather dignified life.
Ethically Crafted Throughout: No animal testing, no animal-derived products, completely GM free. Rather good for your conscience.
Product Details
Fabric: 155gsm certified organic cotton, beautifully crafted for comfort and durability
Care Instructions: Wash cool water, hang dry to maintain that glorious finish
Size Guide: We provide measurements in centimetres for chest, waist, and height across nine sizes from XS to 5XL. If you fall between sizes, go for the larger option for a comfortably relaxed fit.
Fair warning: wearing this in public may result in unsolicited conversations from fellow dachshund enthusiasts and an inexplicable craving for hot dogs. Rather a small price to pay for looking this fabulous.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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