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Funny 30th Birthday Gift Candle Fuck You're Thirty

Funny 30th Birthday Gift Candle Fuck You're Thirty

$18.00 USD
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The Birthday Candle That Says What Everyone's Thinking

Right, so turning thirty. It's rather a big deal, isn't it? And what better way to mark the occasion than with a candle that doesn't mince words? This splendid soy wax candle arrives with a gloriously bold message in signature red lettering on a pale pink label, ready to make your mate laugh out loud the moment they unwrap it.

Why Choose Our Funny Birthday Candle

Beautifully Handcrafted: Each candle is hand poured in our Manchester workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil, so you're getting something rather properly made, not mass produced nonsense.

Personalised Scent Selection: Choose your fragrance before it's created just for you, because a candle that smells marvellous is infinitely better than one that doesn't.

Thoughtfully Packaged: Arrives in 100 percent recyclable packaging, hand finished and ready to gift without any additional faffing about.

A Conversation Starter: This is the sort of gift that gets remembered, laughed about, and quite possibly photographed for the group chat.

Product Details

Wax Type: Natural soy wax, ethically sourced and long burning.

Fragrance: Premium fragrance oil in your choice of scent, made to order.

Label Design: Bold red text on pale pink, utterly fetching and impossible to miss.

Packaging: 100 percent recyclable materials, beautifully presented by hand.

Turning thirty deserves a gift as fabulous as this. Order yours today and watch the birthday person's face light up.

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