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Funny Black Chow Chow Glass Chopping Board for Dog Lovers
$23.00 USD
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The Cheese Tax Collector Has Arrived
Right then, if you've ever made the catastrophic error of slicing cheese in front of your Chow Chow without immediately surrendering half of it, you'll understand why this rather marvellous chopping board exists. Featuring a gloriously expressive black Chow Chow with that unmistakable look of moral superiority, this is less a kitchen tool and more a daily reminder of who actually runs your household.
Why Choose Our Glass Chopping Board?
Utterly Fetching Design: An original artwork brings genuine personality to your kitchen, transforming an ordinary prep surface into a proper conversation starter that speaks to the dog-loving, cheese-hoarding heart within us all.
Beautifully Crafted Quality: Smooth glass construction handles slicing, dicing, and chopping with admirable efficiency whilst looking rather good doing it. Durable enough to withstand daily kitchen duties and your pet's persistent guilt-inducing stares.
Fabulously Made and Stable: Supplied with rubber feet to keep everything precisely where it ought to be, preventing those embarrassing moments when your board decides to go for a wander across the worktop.
Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers: Whether you're shopping for yourself or that friend with a Chow Chow obsession, this board delivers humour, functionality, and a gentle warning about the true cost of cheese ownership.
Product Details:
Size: A3 smooth glass chopping board, generously proportioned for proper meal preparation
Included: Rubber feet for stability and protection of your surfaces
Design: From an original painting, ensuring your board is entirely one of a kind
This is the sort of kitchen essential that arrives and immediately becomes the thing you wonder how you ever lived without. Order now and prepare to pay the cheese tax with considerably more style and grace than you managed before.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
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RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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