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Not Me Buying Another Candle Funny Friend Gift Soy Wax Candle
$18.00 USD
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The Candle You Never Knew You Needed (But Absolutely Did)
Look, we all know someone who has rather too many candles. You know the type. The sort of person who walks into a room and immediately sniffs the air like a confused beagle. Well, here's your chance to gently mock them whilst simultaneously feeding their habit. This splendid soy wax candle arrives with a cheeky label declaring Not Me Buying Another Candle in our signature red and pink lettering, and honestly, it's the sort of delightfully stylish gift that makes everyone laugh whilst secretly being absolutely brilliant.
Why Choose Our Funny Friend Gift Candle
Natural Soy Wax: Hand poured using premium soy wax that burns beautifully and lasts rather longer than you'd expect, without the guilt.
Your Scent, Your Way: Choose from our selection of unique fragrances and get a candle made precisely as you fancy it. Because one-size-fits-all is rather boring, isn't it.
Beautifully Handcrafted: Each candle is created to order in our Manchester workshop by actual humans who care about what they're making. No mass production nonsense here.
Utter Showstopper Packaging: It arrives in 100% recyclable packaging so gorgeous you'll want to keep it. Your friend will absolutely know they've been properly thought of.
Product Details
Material: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil
Presentation: Hand poured to order in glass vessel
Packaging: Fully recyclable and beautifully wrapped by hand
Perfect For: That friend who's rather obsessed with candles, or yourself if we're being honest
Rather splendid gifts tend to go quickly. Order yours today and watch their face when they realise you've actually understood their candle obsession instead of gently mocking it.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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