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Protect Your Table While Your Dog Judges Your Life Choices
Look, we've all been there. You're enjoying a perfectly innocent cup of coffee when a pair of mournful basset hound eyes peer over the armrest with the kind of disappointment usually reserved for parents discovering their child's report card. These rather splendid coasters ensure that every drink you take comes with a healthy side of canine reproach and table protection, because let's face it, you probably deserve both.
Why Choose Our Basset Hound Coasters
Emotional Manipulation Protection: Each coaster features the long-eared master of guilt trips, reminding you that your beloved pup is still very much aware you enjoyed that snack without sharing.
Actual Functional Design: Whilst your basset hound silently judges your beverage choices, these coasters are busily protecting your furniture from water rings and spills with the sort of quiet competence we rather admire.
Properly Handsome Finish: A glossy surface that's genuinely rather good to look at, even when you're not being watched by disappointed dog eyes.
Set of Four: Enough coasters for your morning coffee guilt, afternoon tea remorse, evening wine shame, and whatever happens after that.
Product Details
Dimensions: 96mm x 96mm per coaster
Thickness: 4mm for proper stability
Base: Cork backing to protect your surfaces
Finish: Glossy gloss that's utterly fetching
Quantity: 4 coasters per set
Your basset hound is already disappointed in you anyway, so you might as well make it official. Rather good coasters that acknowledge life's small failures whilst keeping your table presentable.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
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Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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