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The Candle That Says What You're Actually Thinking
Look, we've all wanted to tell someone they're a little shit while simultaneously being rather fond of them. This splendid candle does precisely that, with a message that's bold, honest, and utterly fetching in our signature red font on a soft pink label. It's the sort of thing that makes people laugh out loud when they open the box, which is rather the point.
Why Choose Our Funny Candle Gift
Beautifully Handcrafted: Each candle is poured by hand in our Manchester workshop using natural soy wax and premium fragrance oil. No mass production here, just proper care and attention to detail.
Your Scent, Your Way: Choose your preferred fragrance before we create your candle. Whether you fancy something floral, woody, or delightfully fruity, it's made exactly as you'd like it.
Packaging Worth Keeping: Hand-packaged in 100 percent recyclable materials because we rather think the planet deserves better than unnecessary waste.
Genuinely Thoughtful: This isn't just a gift. It's a conversation starter, a memory maker, and proof that you know someone well enough to give them something that makes them smile.
Product Details
Materials: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil in a quality glass vessel
Label: Bold red typography on pale pink, laser-etched for that marvellous finishing touch
Personalisation: Select your fragrance at checkout and we'll hand pour it fresh for you
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable materials, beautifully wrapped by hand
This rather good gift works brilliantly for anniversaries, birthdays, or whenever you need to tell someone they're absolutely awful and you love them anyway. Don't leave it too long ordering. These tend to go rather quickly once people spot them.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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