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The Cheese Tax Collector's Essential Uniform
Right, let's be honest. Your dog has already won the battle for your affections, and frankly, they're rather good at negotiating snacks. This splendid apron is part public service announcement, part fashion statement and entirely necessary if you've ever been subjected to those pleading puppy eyes whilst holding a wedge of cheddar. Keep your clothes pristine, maintain your dignity, and most importantly, remember who's really in charge of the cheese tax.
Why Choose Our Golden Retriever Chef Apron
Utterly Fetching Design: A gloriously witty reminder that your four-legged friend is merely enforcing what they believe to be fair kitchen policy. Perfect for dog lovers, home chefs, and anyone who understands the profound negotiating power of floppy ears.
Fabulously Made for Real Kitchens: This apron won't surrender after one spaghetti incident. Built to withstand the honest chaos of home cooking and the occasional nose booping from your furry sous chef.
Properly Comfortable: Self fabric neck tie with adjustable buckle means you're not strangled by your own apron. Rather important for both cooking and maintaining one's dignity.
Product Details
Material: 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill. A rather sensible blend that's both durable and beautifully crafted.
Weight: 190gsm in all colours. Substantial enough to feel proper, light enough to wear all day without complaint.
Care Instructions: Industrial laundry at 85 degrees Celsius or domestic wash at 60 degrees Celsius. WRAP certified production means you're supporting responsible manufacturing. Quite the showstopper, ethically speaking.
Dog lovers and kitchen enthusiasts are already claiming theirs. This is precisely the sort of apron that sparks delighted conversation whilst you're cooking, and gets a knowing nod from fellow dog people. Don't let the cheese tax go uncollected.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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