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Ice Cream David Sculpture
Right then, so you know that rather splendid Renaissance masterpiece everyone bangs on about? We've given it a rather cheeky makeover. Michelangelo's greatest work has been reimagined with a face made entirely of ice cream, because sometimes art history deserves a good giggle.
This isn't merely a decorative object to sit on your shelf and look mildly important. It's a properly handsome conversation starter that invites smiles the moment guests spot it. The sort of piece that makes people say, well, that's rather fabulous actually.
Why Choose Our Ice Cream David Sculpture
Beautifully Crafted Details Created with genuine attention to craftsmanship, this sculpture is built to remain a treasured part of your collection for years. Nothing rushed or half-baked about it.
Delightfully Stylish Size Measuring 13.5 centimetres long, 16 centimetres tall, and 8 centimetres wide, it's perfectly proportioned to make an impact without monopolising your entire mantelpiece or bookshelf.
Quite the Showstopper A marvellous blend of classical artistry and contemporary wit, this piece brings genuine character to bedrooms, living spaces, studies, or offices. The sort of thing people actually notice and remember.
The Perfect Gift For the art lover in your life who appreciates humour, intelligence, and doesn't take themselves too seriously, this rather good sculpture speaks volumes.
Product Details
Material High quality construction throughout
Dimensions 13.5 centimetres length, 16 centimetres height, 8 centimetres width
Perfect for adding a layer of sophisticated fun to your space, this sculpture is for anyone who believes art should entertain as much as inspire.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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