A Rather Splendid Gift That Actually Gets Worn

Look, we'll be honest with you. Christmas crackers can be a bit of a gamble. You pull, you hear that marvellous pop, and you're left with a plastic crown and something that belongs in a museum of forgotten ideas. Not this one. Inside this glorious cracker lives an actual pair of socks people will genuinely love wearing. Quite the showstopper, really.

Why Choose Our Christmas Cracker

Premium Organic Combed Cotton Socks crafted with our 200-needle knitting process. They're utterly fetching and fabulously made for comfort that lasts through January and beyond.

Four Reasons to Pull This Cracker

One pair of beautifully crafted premium socks that actually fit properly
Exclusive monthly card, a rather nice keepsake for sock enthusiasts
The essential party hat because tradition matters, even the gloriously silly bits
A delightfully terrible Christmas joke (the tradition everyone secretly loves)

Product Details

Sizes Men's UK 7 to 11 or Women's UK 3 to 8

Design Options Choose festive Christmas-themed patterns or stylish non-seasonal designs that work year-round

Materials Superior organic combed cotton, sustainably sourced and properly handsome

What's Included Everything inside a proper luxury cracker, ready to gift

Our Promise Free shipping, free returns, free exchanges, and a 100 percent satisfaction guarantee because we stand behind everything we make.

This is the sort of gift that makes people smile when they open it and smile again when they wear it. Rather good value for the occasion, we reckon.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us

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