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A Rather Splendid Print That Says What We're All Thinking
Look, we've all nodded politely at motivational wall art while secretly wondering if anyone actually cares. This print takes that thought and runs with it, slapping it across your wall in gorgeous foil lettering with the kind of cheeky honesty that makes visitors do a double take. It's the sort of thing that breaks the ice at dinner parties, or at the very least gives people something to talk about other than the weather.
Why Choose Our Nobody Cares Foil Print
Delightfully Honest Design: No false promises, no motivational nonsense. Just a rather good statement that resonates with anyone who's ever felt overwhelmed by the relentless positivity of modern life.
Proper Foil Finish: The foil catches light beautifully, making this utterly fetching from across the room and absolutely glorious when you walk past it in natural daylight.
Fabulously Made: Crafted with care and attention to detail, because we believe in doing things properly even when we're being a bit cheeky about it.
Conversation Starter: Perfect for bedrooms, home offices, or anywhere you need a touch of irreverent charm without trying too hard.
Product Details
Format: High quality foil print on premium paper stock
Finish: Gorgeous metallic foil that catches the light
Perfect For: Anyone with a sense of humour and a wall that needs livening up
This is the kind of piece that quietly becomes a favourite. Order now and let your walls say what you're thinking.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
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