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The Pug Tee That Actually Makes Sense
Right, so we've gone and created a t-shirt that celebrates pugs by comparing them to potatoes. Rather inspired, we thought. Rather mad, you might say. Either way, meet Snorty Potato, our tuber-adjacent companion who snorts with considerably more charm than your average root vegetable.
Why Choose Our Pug T Shirt
Wonderfully Soft Fabric: Breathable, kind to your skin, the sort of thing you'll actually want to wear lounging about or, well, snacking like a potato.
Genuinely Clever Design: The snort-and-squish aesthetic captured in every detail. Pug lovers get it. People who appreciate a gentle pun also get it. Everyone wins.
Conversation Starter: Expect frequent comparisons to the cutest potato around. Wholly unavoidable, we're afraid.
Ethically Made: Certified organic cotton, printed with low waste technology in a renewable energy powered factory. Nothing tested on animals. Nothing but good intentions inside this garment.
Product Details
Fabric: Certified organic cotton, 155g per square meter
Care: Wash cool, hang dry to keep it rather splendid for years
Sustainability: GM free, low waste printing, made in audited factory with wide range of social and sustainability credentials
Finding Your Perfect Fit
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up
Height: Your natural height
If you fall between sizes, go for the larger of the two.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height (cm) | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest (cm) | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist (cm) | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Add this marvellous bit of pug-themed whimsy to your wardrobe before they're gone.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
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