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A Rather Splendid Tribute to Canine Snack Surveillance
Right then. This is rather more than just a t-shirt. It is, if I may be so bold, a wearable monument to every Labrador's true calling: the relentless pursuit of cheese. And biscuits. And anything remotely edible left within a three-metre radius.
Crafted from certified organic cotton that feels rather like a puppy's ears (if we're being entirely honest about such things), this beautifully made tee celebrates the Om Nom Nomnivore in all its glory. Perfect for dog dads, food enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever engaged in the ancient ritual of sharing snacks beneath the dinner table.
Why Choose Our Black Labrador T-Shirt
Ethically Made and Sustainably Sourced: Produced in a renewable energy powered facility using low waste printing technology. Certified organic, GM free, and not tested on animals. Rather good for the planet, that.
Genuinely Soft Fabric: 155g per square metre of quality organic cotton. Wash cool, hang dry. Softer than your conscience, we promise.
The Perfect Conversation Starter: Whether you're a devoted dog parent or simply someone who takes both snacking and sustainability rather seriously, this shirt says it all without uttering a word.
Bonus Feature: Arrives completely free of dog hair. Though we cannot guarantee this will remain the case once you wear it around any self-respecting Labrador.
Product Details
Material: Certified organic cotton, 155g per square metre
Care Instructions: Wash in cool water, hang dry for best results
Sustainability Credentials: Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for social and environmental criteria. Printed using low waste technology. Contains no animal-derived products.
Available Sizes: From XS through to 5XL, with precise measurements provided to ensure the rather perfect fit
Size Chart:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 67 | 69 | 71 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 | 81 | 83 |
| Chest (cm) | 46 | 49 | 52 | 55 | 61 | 67 | 72 | 77 | 82 |
| Sleeve (cm) | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
Join fellow dog lovers who refuse to compromise between humour, quality, and doing right by the world. This is rather the shirt for discerning humans.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
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This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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