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Right then, let's be honest. This isn't merely a t-shirt. It's rather more like a warning label wrapped in organic cotton, which sounds rather grand, doesn't it? If you're the sort of chap who's willingly embraced the glorious chaos of Bearded Collie ownership, you'll understand that fur-covered furniture and garden chases are simply part of the job description. This beautifully crafted tee celebrates your splendid descent into fluff-filled madness with a design that's utterly fetching and, rather handily, marvellous at disguising the odd paw print.
The whole thing is ethically and sustainably made because we think you rather care about that sort of thing. Soft, properly made, and designed for the dog dad who's embraced the fluff, the fur, and the absolute mayhem with good humour. Whether you're heading out for a proper outing or simply chasing your Collie round the garden, you'll do it in style and softness.
Why Choose Our Bearded Collie Men's Tee
Certified Organic Cotton: 155g per square metre of genuinely rather good fabric that feels as marvellous as it sounds.
Sustainable Production: Made in a factory powered by renewable energy and audited for social and environmental criteria you can feel rather good about.
Low Waste Printing: We've used printing technology that doesn't waste resources, because that seems only sensible.
Cruelty Free: No animal testing, no animal-derived products. Entirely guilt-free.
Easy Care: Wash cool, hang dry. Simple, really.
Product Details
Material: Certified Organic Cotton, 155g per square metre.
Care Instructions: Wash in cool water, hang dry. Tumble drying is rather not recommended.
Ethical Standards: GM free, cruelty free, animal-derived product free, made with low waste printing technology in a renewable energy powered facility.
Sizing: Available in XS through 5XL. Do measure your chest just below your armpits and your waist where your trousers would button. If you're caught between sizes, the larger option is the sensible choice.
This is the sort of tee that rather transforms how you feel about dog ownership. Grab yours before you've talked yourself out of it.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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