
Pervert in the Kitchen Apron
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Delightfully Bold Apron for Kitchen Romantics
If your culinary conquests lean more flambé than formal, this marvellously cheeky apron may be just your cup of tea. Designed for mischief-makers and food enthusiasts alike, the Pervert in the Kitchen Apron winks at convention while protecting you from splashes of sauce and scandal.
Why Choose Our Apron?
Fabulously Made Fabric: Woven from high-quality 100 percent polyester, it's robust enough to survive a soufflé collapse or your third attempt at caramelising onions.
Utterly Fetching Print: The one-sided design flirts between kitsch and camp, proving cooks are far more than just seasoning savants. It's a conversation starter, if not a full-blown kitchen flirtation.
Rather Good Fit: Adjustable neck strap and detachable black twill ties mean it flatters all figures, whether you're whisking or simply watching your risotto simmer while sipping something chilled.
Effortlessly Easy Care: Toss it in your washing machine at 40 degrees on a gentle cycle. It won’t moan. At least publicly.
Beautifully Crafted: Handmade in Estonia, which not only sounds terribly impressive at dinner parties but also means you’re donning a little sartorial artistry while sautéing.
Product Details:
Material: 100 percent polyester
Size: 79 cm long, 69 cm wide
Care: Machine wash at 40 degrees on gentle cycle
Fit: Unisex with adjustable neck and detachable straps
Origin: Handmade in Estonia
Go on then: Add this gloriously offbeat apron to your kitchen attire now, before someone snatches up all the fun and flamboyant ones.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
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