A Rather Glorious Way to Rock and Roll (Gently)

If you’ve ever thought your child deserved a throne befitting their royal sense of adventure, our White Wooden Dream Rocker might just be the answer. It’s beautifully crafted, marvelously multi-purpose, and honestly, it looks rather good in any room trying to pass as tasteful. Equal parts plaything and design object, it’s ready to steal the spotlight in your nursery faster than you can say 'Montessori but make it stylish.'

Why Choose Our White Wooden Dream Rocker?

Beautifully Crafted: Designed with a clean Scandinavian style that makes other furniture feel a bit... jealous, frankly.
Tactile Magic: The included pillow isn’t just a pretty face. Varied textures keep little hands exploring and senses tingling. No batteries required.
Dangerously Safe: With child-friendly edges and certified quality materials, there’s nothing scary here except how much you’ll want one too.
Endlessly Versatile: A rocker, a climber, a slide, a sneaky nap spot. It’s basically a Swiss army knife in wooden toy form.
Fabulously Fun Add-ons: With the optional slide and climbing ramp, your kiddo goes from quiet rocker time to mini adventurer at the speed of imagination.

Product Details:

Material: High-quality wood crafted for durability and stability
Finish: Classic white for universal appeal and a properly tidy look
Included: Rocker, removable pillow, optional ladder and slide
Development Focus: Supports balance, motor skills, sensory engagement and small-scale mischief

Choose your pillow colour and order now before everyone else’s nursery beats you to the stylish punch.

Note: Shipping rates may vary slightly depending on location. Just a minor plot twist.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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We are Sostter

We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
We curate independent brands, one-of-a-kind finds, and everyday essentials with character.

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