Rather Marvellous Adventures Begin Here

Transform your living room or nursery into a mini land of whimsy with the White Wooden Dream Rocker. Part slide, part ladder, part gloriously cosy rocking cradle — it’s the sort of delightfully stylish plaything one might have wished for as a child, if only one had been so fabulously lucky. Now, it’s your child’s turn to embark on a bit of playful brilliance.

Why Choose Our Dream Rocker?

Multi-way Wonder: Rock it, slide down it, climb it — honestly, it’s like a playground and a designer decor piece had a rather fetching baby.

Sensory Cushions: The included pillow (in your choice of tasteful hues) adds plush comfort and encourages discovery through touch. Who knew texture could be such fun?

Safely Splendid: Made with sturdy, certified wood and child-friendly finishes. No sharp bits here — just smooth sailing and peace of mind.

Move and Play: The detachable slide and ladder keep tiny muscles active while subtly convincing them that exercise is, in fact, rather enjoyable.

Product Details:

Includes: Rocker base, ladder-slide combo, comfy cushion

Finish: White painted wood for a beautifully neutral look

Dimensions: Generously sized to grow with your little explorer

Assembly: Light effort required. Tea beforehand recommended.

Care: A quick wipe now and again keeps it looking gloriously fresh

Encourage imagination before the moment passes — choose your cushion colour and make playtime rather fabulous.

Note: Shipping details will appear at checkout — a touch different perhaps, but nothing too alarming.

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us

We are Sostter

We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
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