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Black and Tan Dachshund Dining Drama Pet Bowl Mat
€14,95 EUR
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A Rather Splendid Solution to Mealtime Chaos
Look, we've all been there. You've prepared what you genuinely believe is a perfectly adequate portion for your Dachshund, only to be met with a look of such withering disappointment that you question your entire approach to pet nutrition. This beautifully crafted pet bowl mat features everyone's favourite long-bodied sceptic, throwing rather devastating side-eye at your portion control efforts. The slogan reads simply: Is that all? You must be joking. Which, let's be honest, captures the daily emotional theatre of every Dachshund parent rather perfectly.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Bowl Mat?
Protects Your Floors: Mealtime mess meets its match. Specially designed to catch spills and splashes whilst maintaining a gloriously stylish presence in your kitchen or dining area.
Utterly Fetching Design: Your Dachshund deserves to dine in style, even whilst complaining about it. This mat does exactly that with proper good humour and charm.
Genuine Emotional Intelligence: It understands the Dachshund temperament better than most humans. A marvellous talking point for guests, frankly.
Easy to Clean: Wipe down or pop in the washing machine. Rather sensible for a mat featuring such cheeky attitude.
Product Details
Design: Black and tan Dachshund with signature side-eye expression
Text: Is that all? You must be joking
Purpose: Pet bowl mat and floor protector
Ideal For: Dachshund owners, small dog parents, anyone who appreciates witty pet accessories
Warning: May not actually stop the begging. Though it will make the begging rather more entertaining to witness.
If you've ever felt slightly outwitted by your own pet's dining expectations, this mat speaks your language. Order yours today and accept your role in this delightfully one-sided dynamic with grace.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
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RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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