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Feed Your Pup (And Yourself) in Style
Cooking with a Bulldog nearby is rather like trying to enjoy a sandwich during a hostage negotiation. This splendid apron celebrates the delightfully one-sided arrangement between you and your four-legged cheese inspector, whose droopy-eyed stare translates to one simple demand: a rather generous cheese tax. Wear it proudly as you pay the toll, again and again.
Why Choose Our Cheese Tax Apron
Durable Daily Wear: Crafted from a fabulous blend of 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill, this apron withstands both kitchen chaos and industrial laundering without complaint.
Adjustable Comfort: A self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle ensures the fit remains properly comfortable whether you're at full height or crouching down to negotiate directly with your four-legged friend.
Easy Care: Machine wash at 60 degrees Celsius for everyday cleaning, or trust it to industrial laundry at 85 degrees Celsius when things get rather messy.
Ethically Made: WRAP Certified production means you're supporting responsibly crafted goods, which is rather marvellous.
Product Details
Material Composition: 65 percent polyester, 35 percent cotton twill
Weight: 190 grams per square metre
Closure: Self fabric neck tie with adjustable sliding buckle
Care Instructions: Domestic wash 60 degrees Celsius, industrial laundry 85 degrees Celsius
Certification: WRAP Certified Production
Order your Cheese Tax Apron today and accept your delicious new role with grace and humour.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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