Chopping Board Pay the Cheese Tax Bulldog
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The Cheese Tax Chopping Board for Devoted Bulldog Lovers
Right then, if you share your kitchen with a Bulldog, you'll know precisely how this works. Every slice of cheese mysteriously vanishes. Every. Single. One. This rather splendid glass chopping board celebrates that delightfully absurd arrangement with a witty slogan that'll raise a smile every time you prep dinner under those watchful eyes.
Why Choose Our Chopping Board
Sturdy Tempered Glass: Built properly to handle daily chopping without flinching, this marvellous board won't warp or stain the way lesser boards do.
The Cheese Tax Slogan: A glorious conversation starter that speaks to anyone who's ever negotiated snack access with their four-legged kitchen supervisor.
Rubber Feet: Utterly fetching anti-slip feet keep the board exactly where you've placed it, no sliding about during prep.
A3 Dimensions: Generously sized for proper meal prep, whether you're slicing that legendary cheese ration or tackling vegetables with genuine purpose.
Product Details
Material: Smooth tempered glass
Size: A3 format
Included: Non-slip rubber feet for stable, worry-free chopping
Perfect For: Bulldog households, canine comedy enthusiasts, anyone who appreciates kitchen wit mixed with functional excellence
If you've got a Bulldog and a sense of humour, this board practically chooses itself. Do get one before the next person with a witty pup discovers it.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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