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Dachshund Downpour Defender Golf Umbrella
€33,95 EUR
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A Rather Splendid Umbrella That Happens to Feature a Dachshund
Look, we're not claiming that owning this umbrella will transform you into a person of sophistication and charm. But it certainly won't hurt your chances. When the heavens decide to have one of their moods and rain comes pouring down with the determination of an uninvited houseguest, you'll want something rather good by your side. Enter our 60 inch golf umbrella, complete with a delightfully stylish dachshund design in black and white that somehow makes getting drenched feel almost bearable.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Downpour Defender
Utterly Fetching Protection: A generous 60 inch canopy means you'll stay gloriously dry whether it's a light drizzle or a full downpour, and quite possibly keep an actual friend dry as well.
Push Button Simplicity: No fiddling about with complicated mechanisms. One press and the canopy opens automatically. Rather marvellous for those of us who are admittedly clumsy.
Built to Last: The frame is constructed entirely from fibreglass, making it rather robust and genuinely durable. It's the sort of umbrella that won't embarrass you by collapsing mid-use.
Product Details
Canopy: 60 inch diameter with striking black and white panels
Opening Mechanism: Automatic push button, beautifully straightforward
Frame: Full fibreglass construction for strength and longevity
Design: Dachshund motif for those who believe rainy days should come with personality
Quite the showstopper for any dog lover who refuses to let a little weather dampen their spirits or their sense of humour. We suggest acquiring yours before fellow dachshund devotees beat you to it.
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RETURNS
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