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F**K You’re Old Handmade Rude Birthday Card
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A very funny and little bit rude birthday card for adults
When you hit the age where birthday cakes become a fire hazard this card is the perfect way to celebrate. This card features a cake overflowing with candles and pre-cautionary fire extinguisher under the text “fuck you’re old”
Designed and printed in the UK. This rude handmade card measures approx A6 in size, is blank on the inside for your message and comes with a co-ordinating colourful recycled paper envelope. Printed onto heavy 300gsm card made from eco-friendly Fsc certified paper.
All cards can be sent direct to the recipient and will be handwritten with your message.
Details:
-A6 size
-Supplied with cheerful yellow envelope
-Illustrated and handmade in the UK
-Blank on the inside for your message
-Colourful funny design that’s a little bit naughty and nsfw
-Fsc certified papers for eco-friendly gifting
Perfect for:
-Colleague birthdays
-Big birthday celebrations including: 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th
-Sweary friends
-Funny cards for those who don’t mind you poking fun
-Bestie birthdays.
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