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Cheeky Sex Face Candle Funny Girlfriend Gift
€15,95 EUR
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The Candle That Says What You're Thinking
Look, we've all been there. You want to communicate something rather important to your girlfriend, but the words just won't come out without sounding a bit daft. Enter this gloriously cheeky candle, which does all the heavy lifting for you with a rather bold message emblazoned across its pale pink label in signature crimson font: 'Light when you want to see my sex face'. Marvellous, really.
Why Choose Our Cheeky Candle
Splendidly Honest Gift Giving: No more fumbling for words or sending ambiguous texts. This candle speaks volumes with wit and charm, making it the perfect present for anyone with a sense of humour and absolutely no patience for subtlety.
Naturally Crafted Quality: Each glass vessel is hand poured with premium natural soy wax and fragrance oil, meaning it burns beautifully without any regret whatsoever.
Utterly Fetching Design: The contrast between that gorgeous pale pink label and bold red lettering makes this an absolute showstopper on any bedside table or bathroom shelf.
Made to Order Just for You: Choose your preferred scent before we craft it in our Manchester workshop, ensuring every candle is personalised and properly handsome.
Responsibly Packaged: Beautifully wrapped in 100 percent recyclable packaging because thoughtful gifts should extend beyond the box.
Product Details
Materials: Natural soy wax, premium fragrance oil, recycled glass vessel
Label Design: Pale pink with bold red lettering
Craftsmanship: Hand poured and packaged in our Manchester workshop
Customisation: Choose your scent at checkout
Packaging: 100 percent recyclable materials
Order today and give the gift that finally says what you mean. Rather good for relationships, we reckon.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
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