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A Rather Marvellous Reminder That Cheese Payment Is Non Negotiable
Right then, here's the thing about cooking at home: you'll need reinforcements. Preferably the four legged, perpetually hungry sort with soulful eyes and an inexplicable obsession with dairy. This apron features your very own Bearded Collie, that delightful Hairicane of Chaos and Affection, proudly declaring to all who enter your kitchen: Don't Forget the Cheese Tax.
Whether you're whisking up dinner or simply opening the fridge for the hundredth time today, this apron ensures culinary justice is served one cheesy bribe at a time. It's rather the showstopper for anyone who understands that the best meals come with a built in negotiator sitting beneath them, waiting.
Why Choose Our Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron
Utterly Fetching Design: A beautifully crafted print that sparks conversation and laughter in equal measure. Your fellow dog enthusiasts will absolutely recognise themselves in this.
Built to Last: Made from a proper blend of 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill, this apron withstands whatever chaos your kitchen and your beloved companion can throw at it.
Adjustable Comfort: Self fabric neck tie with a sliding, adjustable buckle means you'll find your perfect fit whether you're a dainty kitchen sprite or built more like a rugby forward.
Easy Care: Machine washable at 60 degrees for everyday cleaning, or up to 85 degrees for industrial strength freshening. No fussy business required.
Ethically Made: WRAP certified production because we rather believe you should feel good about what you're wearing.
Product Details
Material Composition: 65 percent polyester and 35 percent cotton twill blend
Weight: 190 gsm across all colours
Care Instructions: Domestic wash at 60 degrees Celsius or industrial laundry at 85 degrees Celsius
Fastening: Self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle for personalised fit
Life's rather too short to cook without a proper apron, and considerably shorter without one that celebrates your four legged kitchen companion. Make yours today and join the splendid community of dog lovers who understand that behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and an elaborate dairy based payment system.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
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RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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