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Light When You Need to Calm Down Funny Candle Gift

Light When You Need to Calm Down Funny Candle Gift

€15,95 EUR
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The rather marvellous gift for anyone who occasionally needs a gentle nudge toward inner peace. Our funny candle arrives with a gloriously bold message in signature red lettering on a pale pink label, rather like having a best friend printed directly onto wax.

Why Choose Our Funny Candle?

Natural Soy Wax: Hand poured with premium fragrance oil, crafted to burn beautifully and evenly, releasing a scent that actually smells rather splendid instead of vaguely chemical.

Personalised Just for You: Choose your fragrance before we hand pour each candle in our Manchester workshop, making it properly yours.

Utterly Fetching Packaging: Arrives wrapped in 100 percent recyclable packaging so pristine you might feel obliged to keep it for posterity.

Thoughtful Gift Appeal: Works brilliantly as a housewarming gift, Secret Santa offering, or gentle hint to a friend who could benefit from five minutes of calm.

Product Details:

Material: Natural soy wax with premium fragrance oil

Packaging: 100 percent recyclable materials

Craftsmanship: Hand poured to order in our Manchester workshop

Message: Bold red lettering on pale pink label

This is precisely the sort of glorious gift that arrives and makes people smile before they even light it. Order yours today and give someone permission to pause.

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THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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