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Late Five Times Ceramic Coffee Mug Funny Boss Joke
€9,95 EUR
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The Mug for Those of Us Who Know What 'On Time' Means in Theory
Look, we've all been there. The alarm goes off. We think to ourselves, 'Right, today I shall be punctual,' and then somehow we're five minutes late. Again. This rather splendid ceramic mug is our gentle, caffeinated nod to that very human condition. It's the sort of thing that makes your morning coffee taste just a fraction better when you're already running behind.
Why Choose Our Ceramic Mug
High Quality Ceramic Construction: Built to withstand the rigours of daily life, from the frantic morning rush to the lazy weekend lie-in. This mug is properly made to last.
Glossy White Finish: Clean, modern, and rather handsome in its simplicity. It'll look quite the showstopper on any desk or kitchen shelf without trying too hard.
Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Because life's too short to faff about with hand-washing. Pop it in, retrieve it, carry on with your day.
Generously Sized: Holds your coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever warm beverage gets you through those mornings when you're running late.
Product Details
Material: Premium ceramic with a glossy glaze
Capacity: Standard mug size, perfect for daily use
Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe for maximum convenience
Design: The 'Late Five Times' boss joke that speaks to anyone who's ever had a complicated relationship with a clock
This is genuinely the sort of mug that makes a rather good gift for your colleagues, your mates, or indeed anyone who appreciates a bit of workplace humour. It's the kind of thing that gets a knowing laugh and the odd sympathetic nod. Why not treat yourself, or send one to someone who could use a chuckle with their morning brew.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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