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Secretary Dictated To Funny Boss Ceramic Coffee Mug 11oz
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The Mug That Gets It
Right, so here's the thing about office life: it's rather a lot of nonsense punctuated by brief moments of caffeinated clarity. This splendid 11oz ceramic mug arrives with a witty boss joke that'll make you and your colleagues smirk into your morning coffee. Because if you can't laugh at the absurdity of it all, you might as well be drinking from a paper cup, which is frankly tragic.
Why Choose Our Ceramic Coffee Mug
Durable Ceramic Construction: Built properly, this mug won't chip or fade after a week of dishwasher abuse. It's made to withstand daily office life and all the emotional baggage that comes with it.
Glossy White Finish: Rather good looking, actually. The sort of clean, understated design that works equally well at your desk, in the kitchen, or absolutely anywhere you drink hot beverages.
Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: No faffing about with hand washing. Pop it in the microwave to reheat your cold coffee (we've all been there) and chuck it in the dishwasher without worry.
Generous 11oz Capacity: Holds proper amounts of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate. Basically anything that requires a mug and a moment of quiet contemplation.
Product Details
Material: Premium ceramic with glossy glaze
Capacity: 11 fluid ounces
Care Instructions: Microwave safe, dishwasher safe, oven safe to 350 degrees Fahrenheit
This mug makes a rather good gift for office colleagues, secretaries, bosses, or anyone who appreciates a bit of gentle workplace humour with their hot drinks. It's the sort of thing people actually want to use, which is marvellous in a novelty mug.
Order yours before this becomes the office favourite everyone's pinching from your desk.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
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Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
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