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Well, Shit Greeting Card

Well, Shit Greeting Card

€2,95 EUR
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The Card You Never Knew You Needed (But Absolutely Do)

Let's be honest, sometimes the occasion calls for something a bit more forthright than a cupcake and a smiley face. This rather splendid greeting card says what you're probably thinking, with just enough cheek to make the recipient smile despite themselves. It's the sort of thing that lands on a desk or mantelpiece and gets passed around the office like contraband.

Why Choose Our Greeting Card?

Beautifully Crafted: Printed on 300gsm recycled board with a wonderfully textured finish that feels genuinely rather good in your hands, not like something mass-produced in a warehouse you'd rather not think about.

Considerate Design: A6 sized, which is to say perfectly proportioned for actual humans, not dollhouses.

Blank Canvas Inside: Entirely blank inside, leaving the field gloriously open for your own words. Or drawings. Or disappointed silence. We don't judge.

Environmentally Conscious: Made from white recycled board because we're marginally less awful than we used to be.

Includes Everything: Comes with a crisp white envelope, so you can post it to someone and watch their face when they open it from a safe distance.

Product Details

Size: A6 (105 x 148mm, roughly the size of a sensible postcard)

Card Stock: 300gsm white recycled board with textured finish

Interior: Completely blank

Envelope: White, included

This is the card for moments that demand a bit more honesty than convention usually allows. Rather fabulous for apologies, commiserations, or just telling someone their day is, well, exactly as they suspected.

SHIPPING + RETURNS


THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!


RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY
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Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!

PAYMENT

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

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