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Bitches and Poodles Art Apron
€101,95 EUR
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A Bold Apron with a Brilliant Sense of Humour
Whether you're cooking up a culinary masterpiece or just trying very hard not to burn toast again, this delightfully cheeky apron adds a touch of sass and satire to your style. The name alone? Positively scandalous in the most marvellous way. It’s not just an apron, it’s a properly fetching statement on confidence, creativity, and why poodles might be far more feminist than you thought.
Why Choose Our Bitches and Poodles Art Apron?
- Witty and Empowering: Combines fearless humour with a fabulously messaging moment on individuality and female strength.
- Beautifully Crafted: Expertly handmade with loving care and slightly obsessive attention to detail. Really, it's almost too nice for crumbs.
- Comfortably Adjustable: At 79 cm long with adaptable neck ties, it suits all sorts of shapes and sizes—and those in-between lunch and dinner too.
- Durably Delightful: Made entirely of 100 percent polyester, meaning it handles messes and washes like a dream (or a well-behaved poodle).
Product Details:
- Material: 100 percent polyester
- Size: 79 cm in length with adjustable neck strap
- Care: Machine wash at 40 degrees with no fuss whatsoever
Perfect for kitchens, studios, and anywhere mischief and creativity meet. Make your next splash of style a fabulously bold one with this properly showstopping apron. Order now to delight your wardrobe and your dinner guests alike.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
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Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
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We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
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