For Moments When Honesty is the Best (and Only) Policy

This is not your average mild-mannered tee. It’s comfort with a dash of cheek, stitched into buttery-soft organic cotton. Pop it on for those accidental run-ins, your third-wheeling adventures, or any moment that warrants a raised eyebrow and a witty escape route.

Why Choose Our T Shirt?

Sustainable Comfort: Made entirely from organic cotton. Marvellously soft and wonderfully guilt-free for your wardrobe and planet.
Utterly Fetching Fit: Unisex and fabulously relaxed. The kind of fit that says, ‘Yes, I tried—but not too hard.’
Beautifully Printed: Designed with water based inks that are as kind to the environment as they are resistant to brunch-related spills.

Product Details:

Fabric Weight: 155 g per m2. Light enough for layering, sturdy enough to fly solo.
Artwork: Features a quirky original illustration by a talented Estonian artist. Equal parts clever, cheeky, and just obscure enough to seem terribly cultured.

Care Instructions:

Wash inside out with similar colours. Maintains vibrance and prevents the chaos of accidental tie dye.
Gentle cycle at 30 Celsius. It’s not fragile, just... refined.
Air dry to keep it looking lovely. After all, rushed things rarely age well.
Iron inside out. It keeps the print from resembling a toasted crumpet.

It’s not just a T shirt. It’s your personality, printed nicely. Order now and be ready for compliments and side-eye in equal measure.

color black White

size L M S XL XS

THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS

This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.

SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.

Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.

At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.

We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!

RETURNS

You have 14 days to return items.

Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!

🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.

Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!

We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:

Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay

SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!

All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.

Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us

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We are Sostter

Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?

We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.

Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.

This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.

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We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.

Sostter partners with independent brands that intrigue, inspire, and bring something genuinely different to the world of fashion, design, and living.Join us!