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Aged Like Fine Wine Funny Unisex Hoodie
$62.00 USD
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A Hug in Hoodie Form with a Rather Witty Twist
For those of us ageing like a moderately priced Bordeaux or simply bluffing our way through birthdays with charm, this unisex hoodie is fabulously made for comfort and good humour. It's the sort of thing that says, yes, I’m warm, I’m witty, and I absolutely did wake up like this — mostly because I never really went to bed.
Why Choose Our Aged Like Fine Wine Funny Unisex Hoodie?
Beautifully Soft: A blend of organic cotton and recycled polyester envelops you in marvellous comfort, as though being mildly praised by a cloud.
Utterly Fetching Fit: Designed for chaps and ladies of all shapes and glorious sizes. Loose enough to feel cosy, fitted enough to help you look like you almost tried.
Hidden Message Bonus: An unexpected surprise tucked inside. Rather like discovering a secret chocolate stash — but for your soul.
Product Details:
Material: 100 percent organic cotton and recycled polyester
Care Instructions: Wash inside out with similar colours. A colour catcher is a marvellous idea to prevent wardrobe drama.
Delightfully stylish and responsibly made, this is not just a hoodie — it's a wearable wink. Grab yours now before someone you know beats you to looking fabulous without trying terribly hard.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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We are Sostter
We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
We curate independent brands, one-of-a-kind finds, and everyday essentials with character.
Giving Back
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