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The Hoodie Your Dachshund Would Wear (If They Had Opposable Thumbs)
Right then, let's be honest. You bought this hoodie because you're rather fond of your wiener dog, and you'd quite like the rest of the world to know it. Fair play. This splendid Black and Tan Dachshund Hoodie captures everything glorious about the breed: the sass, the stubbornness, the inexplicable belief that they're far larger than they actually are.
Much like your four-legged dictator at home, this hoodie demands attention, refuses to leave your side, and somehow makes you happier just by existing.
Why Choose Our Dachshund Hoodie
Conversation Starter: Dachshund lovers will absolutely gravitate towards you in public. You've been warned.
Utterly Fetching Design: The Mischievous Hot Dog illustration is rather good. Our designers spent far too long getting the attitude just right.
Properly Comfortable: Certified organic cotton, 300g per square meter weight. This is the kind of cosy you don't take off for three days straight.
Beautifully Made: Printed with low waste technology in a renewable energy powered factory. Sustainable, guilt-free, and fabulously responsible.
Built to Last: Wash cool, hang dry, and this marvellous thing will stick around longer than most friendships.
Product Details
Material: Certified organic cotton pullover hoodie, 300g per square meter
Care Instructions: Wash in cool water, hang dry
Ethical Standards: GM free, not tested on animals, no animal derived products, made in a socially and environmentally audited facility
Sizing: Available in XS through 5XL. Measure your chest just below your armpits and your waist where your trousers button up. If you fall between sizes, go for the larger. A proper size guide is available above.
This is the hoodie that says you understand irony, appreciate excellent design, and love your Dachshund just a bit too much. Which is to say, the perfect amount.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
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