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A Rather Marvellous Tea Towel That Gets It
Look, we all know the feeling. You've finished dinner, you're tidying up, and there's a pair of eyes fixed on you with the intensity of a minor interrogation. This tea towel celebrates that peculiar guilt only a bulldog can inflict, with just the right amount of sass to make you smile every time you reach for it.
Why Choose Our Bulldog Tea Towel
The Perfect Conversation Starter: Featuring the gloriously honest slogan, You could put this down and give me the leftovers, just saying, it transforms a mundane kitchen task into a moment of shared understanding with anyone who's ever been outwitted by a dog's stare.
Properly Functional: Beyond the cheeky charm, this is a splendid, hardworking kitchen companion. Absorbent enough for drying dishes, sturdy enough to handle whatever you throw at it, and quite the showstopper hanging from your oven rail.
A Gift That Actually Lands: Whether for the dog lover, the cooking enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates a touch of gentle humour in their home, this tea towel speaks to the heart.
Product Details
Material: Premium cotton blend, fabulously made for durability and comfort.
Design: High-quality printed graphic that won't fade after repeated washing and drying.
Dimensions: Standard tea towel size, perfectly proportioned for any kitchen.
Care: Machine washable and tumble dry friendly, because life is rather too short for fussy fabrics.
Treat yourself or a fellow dog devotee to something rather good. Because truly, the best kitchen accessories are the ones that make you laugh while you work.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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