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Green Pincushion Protea Faux Flower Stem
$23.00 USD
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Botanical Brilliance Without the Bother
Right, so if you're anything like me and somehow manage to forget even the most resilient houseplants, this gloriously low-effort stem might be your forever floral. The Green Pincushion Protea faux flower delivers all the safari-inspired splendour of the real thing, minus the watering, wilting, or general plant-based guilt. Just pop it in a vase and enjoy looking like someone who has their life together.
Why Choose Our Green Pincushion Protea Faux Flower Stem?
- Beautifully believable: So realistic it might make your guests question whether you've turned green-fingered overnight
- Always in bloom: Stays fabulously fresh year-round, whatever the weather, mood, or memory lapse
- Effortlessly striking: Adds a properly handsome dash of style solo or when mingling with other faux favourites
Product Details:
- Height: 61 cm tall enough to draw compliments without blocking dinner conversation
- Color: Rich green with just enough variation to whisper authenticity
- Material: Premium plastic so lifelike it gives actual plants an inferiority complex
Add a touch of faux fabulousness to your space today it’s quite the showstopper, no watering can required
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
The brands we work with all have a chat option, and they love to chat!
PAYMENT
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Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
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We are Sostter
We met as children. Grew up a few streets apart. Built dens, rode bikes, and eventually — built Sostter.
It started with a shared love of objects that meant something…things with a past, or at least a purpose.
Now, Sostter is our grown-up version of a treasure hunt: a space where design meets storytelling.
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