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A Rather Splendid Garden Companion That Actually Stays Put
Look, we'll be honest with you. We've rather fallen for this oversized tortoise, and we suspect you might too. It's the sort of garden ornament that makes people stop mid-conversation and say, 'Where on earth did you find that?' The answer, naturally, is here.
Why Choose Our Large Metal Tortoise
Gorgeously Weathered Steel Construction: Crafted from premium 3mm thick steel and purposefully rusted to achieve that coveted aged patina. It's intentional ageing, which is somehow more dignified than the accidental kind.
Properly Anchored: The pointed spike base means this chap isn't going anywhere. Pop it into your lawn, flowerbeds, or planters with genuine confidence.
Beautifully Substantial Presence: Standing 63cm tall and stretching 89cm wide, this is a showstopper that demands space and absolutely deserves it.
Made Right Here in the UK: Handcrafted by a small family business in Norfolk. We design and produce every piece ourselves, which explains why each one is rather marvellous.
Product Details
Height: 63cm including base spikes
Width: 89cm
Material: High grade steel with natural rust patina
Installation: Pointed spike base for easy insertion into soil or planters
Sustainably Made
We take our environmental responsibility seriously. Your tortoise arrives in recycled and recyclable cardboard, secured with reusable cable ties and recyclable tape. The metal itself is entirely recyclable, and even our plastic packaging is made from recycled materials right here in the UK.
This is the sort of garden piece that improves with age and weather, developing character year after year. Your garden deserves a bit of personality. Order yours today and give your outdoor space the proper handsome statement it's been waiting for.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
We’re proud to support Sutton Night Watch, a grassroots UK charity making a real difference in the lives of those facing homelessness. Through regular donations of stock, supplies, and essentials, we back their mission to offer warmth, dignity, and practical help to anyone in need — right where it matters most.
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