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Comfort and Quirk in One Rather Splendid Package
Look, we all know that feeling when you slip on something that's simultaneously cozy and makes you look like you haven't given up on life. This hoodie achieves that rather miraculous balance. Featuring an utterly fetching illustration of everyone's favourite long-bodied companion, it's the sort of garment that whispers 'I have excellent taste and also a sense of humour' to fellow dog enthusiasts everywhere.
Why Choose Our Long Haired Dachshund Hoodie
Gorgeously Made: Certified organic cotton that's actually pleasant against your skin, not scratchy in that way that makes you wonder if you've made a terrible mistake.
Properly Handsome Design: The playful dachshund print captures all the mischief and charm of the breed itself. It's the sort of thing that sparks conversations with people who actually matter.
Sustainable and Ethical: Printed with low waste technology, made in a renewable energy powered factory, and audited for both social and environmental standards. Feel rather good about what you're wearing.
Fabulously Practical: 300gsm weight means genuine warmth whether you're out and about or avoiding the world from your sofa.
Product Details
Material: 100 percent certified organic cotton pullover hoody
Weight: 300gsm for substantial comfort
Care Instructions: Wash cool and hang dry to keep it looking splendid for years
Ethical Standards: GM free, not tested on animals, contains no animal derived products
Size Guide
Find your perfect fit using the measurements below. Measure around the fullest part of your bust just below your armpits, your natural waistline, and the fullest part of your hips. If you fall between sizes, we'd suggest going for the larger option.
| UK Size | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bust (cm) | 84 | 88 | 92 | 97 | 103 | 108 | 116 | 123 | 130 |
| Waist (cm) | 66 | 70 | 75 | 80 | 85 | 91 | 98 | 105 | 112 |
| Hips (cm) | 91 | 95 | 99 | 104 | 109 | 116 | 123 | 130 | 137 |
| US Size | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 |
| EU Size | 36 | 38 | 40 | 42 | 44 | 46 | 48 | 50 | 52 |
Ready to Look Rather Marvellous: Add this to your wardrobe now and discover why dachshund lovers everywhere are choosing comfort that actually means something.
SHIPPING + RETURNS
THE RATHER IMPORTANT BITS
This rather lovely piece ships directly from our brand partner - we work with independent brands who are absolutely brilliant and work frightfully hard to create beautiful things.
SHIPPING DESTINATIONS
Now, here's the thing - our wonderful brand partners ship to lots of different places, but not all of them can ship worldwide.
Some are brilliant at international shipping, others prefer to keep things closer to home.
At checkout, you'll see exactly where this particular brand can send your goodies.
We're terribly sorry, but shipping costs do vary rather wildly depending on where you are in the world. The exact figures pop up at checkout - no nasty surprises!
RETURNS
You have 14 days to return items.
Now, we absolutely adore our brand partners - they work incredibly hard and we do try to support them as much as we possibly can. So I'm rather afraid we have to pass the return postage costs back to you. Frightfully sorry about that!
🌍 PLEASE CHOOSE THOUGHTFULLY:
Our wonderful partners put their hearts into everything they make.
Ordering multiple sizes to try at home is rather hard on our planet and makes things jolly difficult for these brilliant independent creators.
When in doubt, do ask us first!
PAYMENT
We're frightfully modern and accept all the usual suspects:
Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, and Shop Pay
SECURE AS HOUSES
Everything's properly encrypted and secure - your details are safer than the Crown Jewels!
All prices in lovely British pounds £ GBP, though international chaps will see converted prices.
Any payment pickle? We're here to help sort things out! Contact us
We Have Lots More Like This.........
Hello, we are Sostter....
Sostter began, as all good ideas do, with a lively conversation and a shared sense of frustration. Why had the world of independent design become so serious, so samey, so… beige? Where was the spark, the imagination, the sheer joy of discovering something that made you stop and stare?
We dreamt of a marketplace that celebrated difference — where curious minds could explore a world of independent brands, design-led makers, and thoughtful artisans. A space that felt exciting, human, and beautifully imperfect.
Today, Sostter brings together remarkable people and their creations — from London to Lausanne, Brooklyn to Berlin — uniting makers and discoverers through craftsmanship, creativity, and conscience. Every object tells a story, and every purchase supports an independent brand doing things differently.
This is just the beginning. But enough about us — step inside, explore our world, and see what catches your imagination.
Giving Back
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